hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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