OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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