Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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