Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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