Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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