She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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