Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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