Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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