You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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