She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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