"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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