Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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