when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no you cant smoke seaweed
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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