At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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