There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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