he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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