margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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