i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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