i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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