Whod you bang
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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