Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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