Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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