you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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