...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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