You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
nutella sex= disaster
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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