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nutella sex= disaster
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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