I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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