I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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