Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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