State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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