I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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