I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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