How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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