marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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