32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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