Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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