Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
In other news, I just burned my penis
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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