I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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