Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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