i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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