Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i don't like sucking hair
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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