Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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