1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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