I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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