Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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