I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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