just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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