I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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You took a bar mat shot.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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