Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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