So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
either way he was missing a nipple.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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